Attack of the Killer App

So now that I pouted for a couple of days and then ended up away from home until late at night for quite a few days in a row I am finally back to entertain all of you, my fabulous bloggy babies! First things first. Clearly my life is a bit busier than I really thought it was and I keep missing days of bloggy goodness. So I have made the decision to only blog three to four days a week instead of everyday. This way you guys don't have to read boring blogs that I try to come up with with no time or me saying that I don't have anything to blog about and I will not feel guilty for not writing everyday. So there you go. That is the first of the important business.

On to what I was actually going to blog about. So I was pouting the other day because when I asked everyone to read my blog to make me into a happy little lamb NO ONE read my blog. Then as I was pouting I watched an episode of Futurama called Attack of the Killer App (Season 6, Episode 3, its available on Netflix) and it made it all make sense. The episode is all about how Bender and Fry get new Eyephones and decide to try to be the first person to get 1 million followers (aka Twats) on their Twitcher accounts. Bender is way in the lead do to his Twits that are full of idiotic things and videos and Fry only gets a bunch of followers when he sells out one of his friends and posts a horrible video of her. Whenever he posts things he actually cares about he loses twats. And all of this struck so close to home it is ridiculous. The two highest read posts that I have are about 1: drinking till your an idiot and 2: being super fat. Any posts that are about anything I actually care about get like no readers. Hmm, I wonder how many views this one will get ya? ;)